I’m a day late on this one, but found a nifty WordPress feature that lets me pretend this was published yesterday. The prompt was to write a poem in the form of a “to-do” list, ideally from an unusual character. Here’s Elon Musk’s to do list (no harm intended, ofc) –

My extremely important task list:

• Send out follow up email to Franz regarding Cybertruck design roadmap
• Prepare for end of quarter All Hands event
• Monthly lunch with Bob & Doug
  • Update them on launch plans for next month including Dogecoin delivery
• Come up with name for that Martian we discovered (X Æ A-12 maybe? Since the name is now available)
• Tweet out that SoFi is the future (give a heads up to SEC guy to avoid our TSLA $420 predicament)
• Buy new sleeping bag for Gigafactory floor (oh, the Mountain Hardwear Phantom looks like the perfect cocoon)
• Prepare for next interview with Jay Leno
  • Just kidding, who needs to prepare for those
• Sell the chalet in Austria
• Sell the cabin in Jackson Hole
• Sell the penthouse in Miami
• Sell the townhouse in SF
• Update the software on my stupid Neuralink chip so those notifications stop
  • Follow up with our monkey on how the chip implant has been treating him
• Sue the Ford Motor Company
• Find my other important task list (hopefully didn’t leave it in the Austria chalet)